"PHOTOGRAPH"
by NICKELBACK
"Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did her hair get so red
And what the hell is on Sophie's head?"
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Ouch...another bump on the head...the third in three days! - Next time look Sophie before running into the wall-
The past few days have been horrific. Sophie's on and off battle with constipation finally lead the docs to giving her an 'enema' on Friday - but unfortunately it made things worse and Saturday onwards - turned into "Nightmare on King Street" - The Enema reacted terribly with Soph, causing what could only be described as the nearest thing to 3rd degree burns on and in her backside - and without going into gory details - it made number 2's and cleaning up near impossible - Ingrid and I were waiting for 'SIFS' to arrive at one point - we thought the neighbours were going to report child abuse as a result of the sounds of hysterical screaming coming out of the house all weekend.
We're pretty close to opening up a pharmacy now too with all the different types of creams and lotions we've been prescribed! - The docs and the A&E dept have been as useful as tits on a bull too - "it will heal" and "put more cream on" have been their inspired words of wisdom. Sophie's booked into the pediatrician again early next week - but at least now after 4 days - she can actually sit down and walk properly...yip, it's been an awful few days which I hope we never have to experience again.
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Brad